DOUBLE MEANING SMS

LIPTON TEA BAG

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!

Your mother uses your fathers one Your 
Your mother uses your fathers one
Your Aunt uses your Uncles
Your grandma uses you grandpas
Your sister uses you brother in laws



Guess what is it??



Surname, you dirty mind


Boys Say ''It's Great'', Boys Say ''I
Boys Say ''It's Great'',

Boys Say ''It's Fine'',

But Nine Months Later

They Say ''It's Not Mine''


Hm apko satate rahenge. Marte dum tk ms
Hm apko satate rahenge.
Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.
Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena....







Agle din msg aa jaye gey"
Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->


1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to
*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un


ka
bacha
hua


khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D


Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni Dulhan 
Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....







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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... ;->


People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothe
People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :D :P


Lady doctor pagal patient se: Mera Dupa
Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro

Pagal :
Ok

Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro

Pagal:
Ok

Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro

Pagal:
Ok


Lady doc:







Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
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<('.')
/"/> Aur Aj phir
_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.

Q= How many balls are thrown in one over
Q= How many balls are thrown in one over?



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What, six????

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No dear
wrong

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Its the only ball,thrown six times in one over...

Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
ignore mat krna
Shah Faisal Colony ma 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
kuch dino bad dono ma larai ho gai
1 din larka,larki ko mar rha tha
lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke ko lag gai or wo mar gya
lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai
usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.
Beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi
Lrki boli
Baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha
Daro mat

SURF EXCEL HAI NA....!